Right, well, I know it's not much of an entry, but I come (once again) bearing fic that only two people will read. Those two people, to be specific, are integrand and secondstar, and it all stems from the following conversation:

integrand: i bet remus and edward would get along. even if remus is a werewolf.
integrand: remus and carlisle could be bffs
[...]
integrand: k i want to read remus lupin/carlisle cullen slash
secondstar: LMAOOOO
integrand: someone needs to get on that
secondstar: yeah
integrand: it could start by carlisle fixing remus' wounds
integrand: being a sexy doctor and all
secondstar: o hot.
integrand: v. hot.

So, without further ado...

Title: Sparkles, Songs, and Full-Frontal Snogging
Rating: Like, PG.
Notes: I promised this would be horrific, and... well, I'm not sure if it is. I didn't get anyone to beta it, and I wrote it last night while half-delirious. That said, I think it still makes some sort of sense, and I hope anyone who chooses to read it enjoys.

( I'm a different kind of werewolf. )

Title: flames in your heart (and no hope for you now)
Rating: Eh. PG-13. You can handle it.
Notes: I know you bitches won't read it if I say it's Michael/Terry, but it's Michael/Terry. So read it (if only to tell me how horrid I am at writing artistic junk). riceball was fantastically fantastic enough to beta this for me, and beklagar was brilliantly brilliant enough to be my muse (although she may not know it!).


( Fireworks are exploding behind your eyes. )

OKAY I WROTE POTTER FIC.

Don't get all excited, it's neither Harry/Draco nor that elusive ASSy pairing, if you know what I mean, and I think you do. It's gen, and about Terry Boot and Michael Corner. NO, I WILL NEVER STOP TALKING ABOUT THEM. DEAL WITH IT. It's a standalone fic - it's not based on any RPs or anything. I'm about to pass out with exhaustion, so I really don't know what else to say. READ IT, BITCHES, OR I WILL COME AFTER YOU, I SWEAR.

Oh, and this is for beklagar, p5yk1ll, and registration, because they are forcing me to do this. YOU GUYS SUCK. I ADORE YOU.

Now, enjoy!


( because really, ravenclaws do do it better. )


EDIT: Oh yeah, beklagar sketched art. It's nice having your own personal illustrator. ♥

So beklagar and I were mucking around yesterday and we randomly started RPing as Michael Corner and Terry Boot wtf_drarry style. I know there are only like... four of you on my flist who followed that comm when it was still around, but you peeps should read it anyway because we are AWESOME and it is awesome.

Besides, beklagar did an adorable little sketch of the scene and really, it's worth reading just for the picture, because who doesn't love art?

( of mice, thai food, and various gropings. )